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• FDA to review inhalable caffeine

  Sun Feb 19, 2012
  • It's no different than those little energy shots, so what's the problem? Probably taste a lot better,too. Can't wait to fire one down before leaving for work at 5:15 am.

• Interracial marriage in US hits new high: 1 in 12

  Thu Feb 16, 2012
  • Yeah, I can't wait until we all look alike; who wants to look at those ugly girls with the long blonde hair, blue eyes and lily white skin anyway? We're making real progress now; just as we are in everything else.

• Man stricken eating 'Triple Bypass' burger

  Wed Feb 15, 2012
  • If you don't have more respect for your body than that, don't be surprised when your lights go out, permanently.

• NASA aims to shift money from Mars to space tech

  Mon Feb 13, 2012
  • We're so in debt, we wish we were broke. Space can wait, it's not going anywhere.

• Cheat on taxes? Never! Or, as much as possible

  Tue Jan 31, 2012
  • Expect to be cheated if you approve of it.

• Iraq blasts kill at least 72, raise specter of civil war

  Thu Jan 5, 2012
  • What Iraq needs is a good, strong Dictator to keep them happy.

• Nature hike took Boy Scout leader into killer's path

  Mon Aug 22, 2011
  • Crush his jewels in a vice, cut off his weenie, throw him in a cell and see if he heals.

• Soldier admits sneaking into Auschwitz during WWII

  Thu Mar 31, 2011
  • This is one very brave, tough hombre. I can't even imagine - thank-you, Sir.

• Chinese man wakes up - minus his kidney

  Thu Mar 31, 2011
  • This is a very sad and disturbing article. People get involved in things they should avoid and find themselves in desperate situations. The price they pay can be a very harsh lesson in life, as is the case with this young guy. The thrill can be stimulating but the fall can kill you.

• No gay marriages in Calif. during court review

  Wed Mar 23, 2011
  • I was thinking of marrying my German Shepherd, he's soooo Hunky. Then, there's the story of Adam and Steve ....